KOOZIE

Celebrate America while keepin’ your beverage cool! What more can you ask for? Feel free to stock up for you and your friendz! #2cool

$5.00
LONG LIVE AMERICA
DERF T-SHIRT

SIZE S, M, L, XL - Unisex shirt for guyz and galz! Live the life of derf! These muscle teez feature the authentic ‘nesting doll’ SloFunkPump logo! (...This one’s for Pinche!...) #derf

$35.00
DO THE DERF
SFP STICKER STACK

Where do you put your cool logo stickerz? Laptop? Book bag? Notebook? Calendar? Basketball hoop? These stickerz are quality and hold up with great color! Pack of 5! #glueyyou

$5.00
MAKE IT LAST
SFP VINTAGE DENVER TOUR 20 OZ STADIUM CUP

We only have a few of these bad boiz left! Limited run! We shredded the West and we have the cupz to prove it! Each one of these will be SIGNED with a personal message to you (if you’d like). #awesomecupz

$15.00
LIVE IT LIVE!
Pick a Poster - Glossy 11x17

The SloFunkPump tour flyer is a thing of art! Pick your favorite one! They ship on a fine matte photo paper. Signed with a personal message (if you’d like). Also available is the alternate cover to “Riff”. #art+stuff

$25.00
WHAT WOULD ROCKY DO?
Handwritten Lyric/Rocky Quote

SloFunkPump loves to handwrite lyrics and doodle and draw! As of yet, no online lyric bank exists for Slo! He’ll craft your fav song’s lyrics with a nice little drawing on cool parchment paper. Kind of cool to frame or give as a gift (especially “Santa Please” at Christmas :)) Rocky quotes are also available! #longlivepaulie

$75.00
BELIEVE IN LOVE
Official SloFunkPump Show Jersey Memorabilia!

Own the official season 1 SloFunkPump jersey! No lie, this thing was not only worn during the entire filming of the Show, but it has also been a featured garment for countless live concertz! Signed -- and laundered:)) -- with a letter of authenticity! Any proceedz will help finance the next tour/Show! #drycleaned

$50,000.00
GO FOR IT!
Beanie’s Custom “Bester Guitar”

This beauty is hand-crafted by Beanie. Apparently, he is not only a terrific soundman, he is also a world-renowned luthier! This beast features top-notch hardware and elegant finish. Poplar/Oak Body. Custom Pickups. Coil Split Wiring. Gotoh Tuners. Hipshot Bridge and more! #beanie

$2,500.00
BE LIKE EDDIE!
Official “Crop” Live Video

Own the official video from the “Buzz” record release show in 2017. This is the only known footage of that awesome show with so many close friendz + fam. Hear it in the Song module. See/own it here! #crop

$3.00
PARTY TIME!
Official “Flesh and Bone” Live Video

The Denver tour was epic! This is the only known footage from all of those shows. Hear it in the Song module. See/own it here! #shred

$3.00
GIDDY UP!
Official Live Drum Head

This has been the official SloFunkPump live drum head since 2017 until you buy it! Awesome memorabilia to hang up or even use! We’ll use any proceeds to finance the next tour/Show! #pert

$15,000.00
KICK OUT THE JAMZ
Signed Official Headband

Great for workoutz, 80s partiez, and any and all SloFunkPump-themed eventz! Just like Slo’s stage gear headband. Get your Rocky on! Signed! #i’lltrainyou

$5.00
SWEAT IT OUT