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Celebrate America while keepin’ your beverage cool! What more can you ask for? Feel free to stock up for you and your friendz! #2cool
SIZE S, M, L, XL - Unisex shirt for guyz and galz! Live the life of derf! These muscle teez feature the authentic ‘nesting doll’ SloFunkPump logo! (...This one’s for Pinche!...) Pick your size! #derf
Where do you put your cool logo stickerz? Laptop? Book bag? Notebook? Calendar? Basketball hoop? These stickerz are quality and hold up with great color! Pack of 5! #glueyyou
We only have a few of these bad boiz left! Limited run! We shredded the West and we have the cupz to prove it! Each one of these will be SIGNED with a personal message to you (if you’d like). We’ll email you for your thoughtz! #awesomecupz
The SloFunkPump tour flyer is a thing of art! Pick your favorite one! They ship on a fine matte photo paper. Signed with a personal message (if you’d like). Also available is the alternate cover to “Riff”. Pick your fav or get 'em all! #art+stuff
SloFunkPump loves to handwrite lyrics and doodle and draw! As of yet, no online lyric bank exists for Slo! He’ll craft your fav song’s lyrics with a nice little drawing on cool parchment paper. Kind of cool to frame or give as a gift (especially “Santa Please” at Christmas :)) Rocky quotez are also available! We’ll email you for your selection! #longlivepaulie
Own the official season 1 SloFunkPump jersey! No lie, this thing was not only worn during the entire filming of the Show, but it has also been a featured garment for countless live concertz! Signed -- and laundered:)) -- with a letter of authenticity! Any proceedz will help finance the next tour/Show! #drycleaned
This beauty is hand-crafted by Beanie. Apparently, he is not only a terrific soundman, he is also a world-renowned luthier! This beast features top-notch hardware and elegant finish. Poplar/Oak Body. Custom Pickups. Coil Split Wiring. Gotoh Tuners. Hipshot Bridge and more! #beanie
Own the official video from the “Buzz” record release show in 2017. This is the only known footage of that awesome show with so many close friendz + fam. Hear it in the Song module. See/own it here! #crop
The Denver tour was epic! This is the only known footage from all of those shows. Hear it in the Song module. See/own it here! #shred
This has been the official SloFunkPump live drum head since 2017 until you buy it! Awesome memorabilia to hang up or even use! We’ll use any proceeds to finance the next tour/Show! #pert
Great for workoutz, 80s partiez, and any and all SloFunkPump-themed eventz! Just like Slo’s stage gear headband. Get your Rocky on! Signed! #i’lltrainyou